Pooh and Piglet are misogynist killers in this terrible horror version of AA Milne, a terrifying combination of not-scary and not-funny
All together now:
Winnie-the-Pooh,
Somehow you just knew,
A scary movie version was the wrong approach, and
Winnie-the-Pooh,
The idea’s at least new,
Willy, nilly, still he’s now a misogynist killer.