Surreal press conference should at least remind Tory MPs that the Covid pandemic is still a problem
Don’t mention the war.
Actually, scrub that. Do mention the war, providing you don’t harp on about the shambolic evacuation that left hundreds – if not thousands – of Afghans who had worked for the UK government stranded in Kabul. And, if you really must, do mention the health and social care bill. Though preferably without drawing attention to the broken promise of a rise in national insurance contributions. But whatever you do, don’t mention the pandemic.
