Steve Barclay didn’t want to crash and burn like Raab, so maybe he could be told the line to take today
Boris Johnson: (picking up phone) Who’s that?
Steve Barclay: It’s me. Steve.
A Farewell to Calm by John Crace (Guardian Faber, £9.99). To support the Guardian and Observer, order your copy at guardianbookshop.com. Delivery charges may apply.
