I’m not going to spend this iPhone 12 Pro Max review railing about how the phone is the size of Buckingham Palace. Or how its 6.7-inch screen could double as an ice-skating rink—no Zamboni required. Or how looking at your stovetop burners might give you a good sense of the size and height of the cameras.
I’m not even going to lobby to rename it the iPhone 12 Giant.
It…