Rishi Sunak claims his priorities are ours, but his main priority is to get himself re-elected as prime minister – for the rest of us it’s to stay alive
Great. Just what we needed. The country is falling apart. Nothing appears to be working as it should. But Rishi Sunak has the answer. He can channel our desires. And what we apparently need is a party political broadcast. Words of comfort and hope from our Glorious Leader. Who knew it would be that simple to set our minds at ease? So, late on Wednesday, Rish! took to the airwaves to share his insight.
The broadcast opened with Sunak in a darkened room, surrounded by two union jacks. Things must be bad when a man with £720m in his joint bank account can’t afford to turn on the lights. Rish! peered at the camera, his face the model of concern.
