AMAZON billionaire Jeff Bezos’ space mission was met with ridicule yesterday — because people think his rocket is shaped like a giant todger.

Online jokers poked fun at the Blue Origin New Shepard craft, which will shoot him 60 miles above the Earth.

Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos’ space mission was met with ridicule yesterday — because people think his rocket is shaped like a giant todger
Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos’ space mission was met with ridicule yesterday — because people think his rocket is shaped like a giant todger
Online jokers poked fun at the Blue Origin New Shepard craft, which will shoot him 60 miles above the Earth
Online jokers poked fun at the Blue Origin New Shepard craft, which will shoot him 60 miles above the EarthCredit: Getty

One said: “That rocket looks like a big willy.”

Another said: “Is it me, or does Jeff Bezos’ rocket look like a giant penis?”

And one quipped: “It’s basically a giant flaming space dildo.”

One said: 'That rocket looks like a big willy'
One said: ‘That rocket looks like a big willy’

Bezos, 57 — worth £186billion — and his brother Mark, 53, will be on the rocket’s first crewed flight on July 20, 15 days after he steps down as Amazon boss.

The 11-minute mission will see the six-seater capsule soar above the Earth.

One seat is being auctioned, with bidding topping £2million.

Bezos, 57, will be on the rocket’s first crewed flight on July 20
Bezos, 57, will be on the rocket’s first crewed flight on July 20Credit: AFP
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This post first appeared on Thesun.co.uk

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