What have I achieved in the 347 days since the UK first went into lockdown? A great deal on Diet Coke and victory in the war on nits
It is 347 days since the first lockdown started in the UK, which seems the right time to commemorate things. If we wait any longer, it will turn into a year, which will give a false sense of order and logic. Mr Z has put himself in charge of household morale. He roams about, inviting everyone to count all the things that have changed. I see myself as the Theresa May in this scenario.
“Nothing,” I insist.
