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Jonathan Liew to finish, who spent most of yesterday looking extremely perplexed, and most of this column sounding the same way.
“It’s just the way they cook. They’re taking a whole new approach to gastronomy. And ultimately, when you get down to it, is there really any difference between fine dining and violent diarrhoea?”
