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Move all heavy industry off-world. —Stevie Turnbull via Facebook
Love everyone, and wash your hands. —@brohemian_rapshowdy via Instagram
Come back, ancient aliens! Reboot Earth. —@sarahk0csis via Twitter
Genetically engineer cows to fart hydrogen. —Hamish Hamish via Facebook
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