The Amazon founder prepares to lift off in his 60ft rocket … and why we’re all swearing a lot more

Bezos in space – it is a truth universally acknowledged that a man in possession of an unprecedentedly large fortune must still be in want of a way to convert it into a penis. Thus, the richest man in the world has announced he is building a 60ft rocket and going into space.

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